Posted on 05 August 2007 by tomatocasual.com
Want to Know What’s In a Person’s Soul? Offer Them a Tomato.
By Danny Thompson
You can tell a lot about a person…
My sister hates tomatoes. My sister is a lawyer.
How can you not like tomatoes?
Tomatoes help protect against cancer. Tomatoes have high water content. Tomatoes are red…the color of passion, the color of love.
Everything that is good in life can be summed up in a plump, juicy tomato. To not like a tomato is to not like life itself.
You never heard Shakespeare say a bad word about a tomato.
Lawyers and little sisters, on the other hand…
Say what you want about garlic and vampires or silver and werewolves.
I think if you really want to know what is in a person’s soul…just offer them a tomato.
August 7th, 2007 at 9:06 am
Hey, I’m a lawyer *and* a little sister and I obviously love tomatoes, so it just goes to show you that these things don’t always go hand in hand
My best friend from childhood hates raw tomatoes, but I accepted her anyway. Never understood her much though