Posted on 15 October 2007 by

Spooky Tomatoes

Tomato Witch

By Tomato Queen

How to make a tomato glow: Okay, I’m not saying it’s right. I’m fairly sure this is what my pal Charlotte would call “sick and wrong.” But if you’d like to learn how to make a tomato glow in the dark, or just see a pretty cool instructional video showing you how to do so, has a tutorial called Just not eating them.

All fear the Tomato Witch: with her efficient slicing power, the tomato witch will make quick work of slicing that unripe, mushy thing called a tomato available in the stores now that tomato season is over. Probably also useful for slicing copious amounts of cheese, but: do you really need one?

And lastly, just in time for Halloween: Cop-killing tomatoes! These tomatoes have a beef with bacon. A little snippet from one of my favorite silly horror movies, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

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